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Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: I want you to tell me the truth, doctor. Am I going to get better?
Doctor: Why, of course you are. You're going to get better even if it costs every penny you have.
Jokes About Doctors
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
Jokes About Doctors
Husband: Doc, can you examine my wife, I think her mind is finally gone!
Doctor: Why do you think that?
Husband: It must be, she's been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 18 years!
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Submitted by: JJ
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Jokes About Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Jokes About Doctors
Fred visits an eye doctor. The receptionist asks him what the problem is. Fred says, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
Fred replies, "No, just spots."
Submitted by: WJ

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