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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dads - Dalmatians - Dancing - Dandruff - Dangerous - Data - Dates - Dating - Daughters - Days.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

I wouldn't say his dandruff is bad, but the last time he brushed his hair I thought we were having a blizzard.

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

He has so much dandruff a snow plow has to follow him around town to clear the roads.

You know you're getting old when you have dandruff in your eyebrows.

Patient: Please help me, Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Henny.
Henny who?
Henny body got a cure for dandruff?

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.