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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'
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Dalmatian
Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Dancers
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Dance
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Dalmatians
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
101 Dull-matians.
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Dance
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
Dance
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
The fang-dango.
Dad
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Dance
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Soul music.