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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Dancers
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Dance
What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
King Conga.
Dalmatian
Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Dance
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
To snowballs.
Dance
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Dances
What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
Barn Dances.
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Dance
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
The fang-dango.
Dad
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'