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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dad - Dalmatian - Dalmatians - Dance - Dancers - Dances - Dancing - Dandruff - Dangerous - Data - Date - Dating - Daughter - Daughters - Dawn - Days - Dead - Deaf - Deafness - Death.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'


Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.


Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.


Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'