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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dads - Dalmatians - Dancing - Dandruff - Dangerous - Data - Dates - Dating - Daughters - Days.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.