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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dad - Dalmatian - Dalmatians - Dance - Dancers - Dances - Dancing - Dandruff - Dangerous - Data - Date - Dating - Daughter - Daughters - Dawn - Days - Dead - Deaf - Deafness - Death.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

Dance

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Dance

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

Dance

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Dances

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

Dance

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

Dance

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

Dalmatians

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.