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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Dalmatian
Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
Dances
What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
Barn Dances.
Dance
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
Dad
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Dance
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
San Frandisco.
Dancers
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Dance
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
The fang-dango.
Dance
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Dance
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
To snowballs.