Dancing
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Dancing
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Dancing
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
Dancing
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
Dancing
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
Dangerous
What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Data
Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
Data
Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
Dandruff
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Dancing
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.