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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dad - Dalmatian - Dalmatians - Dance - Dancers - Dances - Dancing - Dandruff - Dangerous - Dark - Data - Date - Dates - Dating - Daughter - Daughters - Dawn - Days - Dead - Deaf.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

Dancers

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Dance

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Dalmatians

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

Dance

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Dance

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Dance

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.