Dandruff
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Data
Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
Dancing
What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
Dancing
What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
Dancing
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Dancing
Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
Data
Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
Dancing
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
Dangerous
What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Dancing
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.