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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.

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Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.

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