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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.

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Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.

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