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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!


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Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!


What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.


What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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