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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!


How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?


I don't work here. I'm a consultant.


Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.


Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

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