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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.


Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.


Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.


What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'


What do you give a sick parrot?


I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.

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