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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.

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Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

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