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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.

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Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Imaginary

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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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