Joke Topic - 'Daughters' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Daughters'.

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it.'

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

Why did Dracula attend art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'

Why didn't the blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.