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Joke Topic - 'Daughters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughters'.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

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What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.


Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.


What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.

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