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Joke Topic - 'Days'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
All the months.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vegetables
I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Martians
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Teachers
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
Pick Your Friends
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose.
Horse
Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
He started telling tales of whoa.
Pigs
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
With a pig pen.
Cat
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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