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Joke Topic - 'Days'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
All the months.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
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Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
Calendar
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Coffee Break
The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
Parents
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
Skeletons
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Game
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Hyde-and-seek.
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