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Joke Topic - 'Days'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.


Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.


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What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.


Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.

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