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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Guy

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Cow

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Clothes

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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