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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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