Joke Topic - 'Days'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All the months.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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You know you're getting old when you stop combing your hair and start 'arranging' it.

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A lawn mooer.

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

What did the baby bee ask the Queen bee?
Is it swarm in here?

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.