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Joke Topic - 'Days'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.


Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.

Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.


Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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