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Joke Topic - 'Days' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Days'.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Lightbulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you must nag him for a fortnight first.

Lightbulbs

How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.

Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'

Shopping

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Airlines

What airline do ghosts travel on?
British Scareways.
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