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Joke Topic - 'Days' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Days'.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
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Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
Quasimodo
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
Bus Drivers
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
Baseball
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Lightbulbs
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you must nag him for a fortnight first.
Only one, but you must nag him for a fortnight first.
Lightbulbs
How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
Dogs
Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
Shopping
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
A slippery customer.
Airlines
What airline do ghosts travel on?
British Scareways.
British Scareways.