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Joke Topic - 'Days'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
All the months.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
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Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
When he is a boxer.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
An extra cholesterol.
Witches
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
Monsters
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
Salesman
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
He had too much time on his hands.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
Even
How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
You remove the 's'.
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