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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Haste

What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

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