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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Cow

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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