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Joke Topic - 'Days'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.


Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.

Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.


Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

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