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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

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