Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Strawberry
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Dentists
What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Politicians
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
Vegetarians
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.