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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

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