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Joke Topic - 'Days'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Days'.

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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.

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