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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dead - Deaf - Death - Deer - Deja Vu - Dentists - Deodorants - Depressed - Detectives - Die.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.

Death is hereditary

What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you die.

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Please, no deja vu. I don't want to go through that again.

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.