Deer
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
Deer
What do you call a deer who's a bit of a wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
Dentists
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
Deer
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Dentists
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
Dentists
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Dentists
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
Dentists
What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.
Deja vu
Doctor, Doctor, I believe I am suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail.