Joke Topic - 'Deer'

A man took his wife deer hunting, they decided to split up to improve their chances of finding a deer. The man explained to his wife that the woods were full of dishonest hunters who might try to claim her deer if she managed to kill one. In case this happened, she should fire her rifle into the air three times, to summon him for assistance. They went their separate ways, and soon he heard a shot, followed by three quick shots. He followed the direction of the sound, and found his wife holding a man at gunpoint. She said "It was just like you told me, I killed this deer fair and square and this man says its his." The husband pointed his rifle at the stranger, who placed his hands in the air and said "She's welcome to keep it, but I would like to get my saddle back."

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.