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Joke Topic - 'Deer'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Deer'.

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A man took his wife deer hunting, they decided to split up to improve their chances of finding a deer. The man explained to his wife that the woods were full of dishonest hunters who might try to claim her deer if she managed to kill one. In case this happened, she should fire her rifle into the air three times, to summon him for assistance. They went their separate ways, and soon he heard a shot, followed by three quick shots. He followed the direction of the sound, and found his wife holding a man at gunpoint. She said "It was just like you told me, I killed this deer fair and square and this man says its his." The husband pointed his rifle at the stranger, who placed his hands in the air and said "She's welcome to keep it, but I would like to get my saddle back."
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How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.

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