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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dogs - Donkeys - Donuts - Doorbells - Doors - Dough - Dracula - Dreaming - Dresses - Drinking.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

Which type of dog always knows what time it is?
A watchdog!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

In school, I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.