Joke Topic - 'Die' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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Old farmers don't die; they simply go to seed.

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Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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Old musicians never die; they just decompose.

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Old policemen never die; they just cop out.

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Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

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Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.

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Old teachers never die; they just grade away.

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