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Joke Topic - 'Death'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Death'.


A fate worse than death is better than dying

Death is hereditary

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.


Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."


What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

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