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Joke Topic - 'Death'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Death'.

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A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Death is hereditary
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

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