Joke Topic - 'Death' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Death'.

A fate worse than death is better than dying

Death is hereditary

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Doctor, doctor, I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the Round Table?
A bite in shining armour.

What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
I'll have a hamburger, please.

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'