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Joke Topic - 'Death'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Death'.


A fate worse than death is better than dying

Death is hereditary

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."


How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.


Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'


I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.


If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?


Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

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