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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Depressed'.

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Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
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What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.


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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

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