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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Depressed'.


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?


Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"


Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.


When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.


What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.


Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

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