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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Depressed'.


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.


Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!


Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.


How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.


What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.


Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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