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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Depressed'.

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Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.


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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

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