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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Depressed'.

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Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.


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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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