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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Depressed'.


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.


Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.


Apathy rules - so what?


"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"


What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

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