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Joke Topic - 'Depressed'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Depressed'.


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

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How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.


Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

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