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Joke Topic - 'Deodorants' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deodorants'.
Did you hear about the new deodorant that has just been invented? It is called 'Vanish.'
You spray it on, and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.
2>You spray it on, and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.
You know you're having a bad day when you realize you used spot remover instead of deodorant under your arms.
2>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
2>A babe-bee.
Politicians
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
2>Lawyers
Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
2>Apes
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
2>A monkey wrench.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
2>They both drop their needles.
Dogs
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
2>Hot dogs.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
2>Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Bulls
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
2>Gifts
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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