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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dollars - Donkeys - Donuts - Door - Doorbell - Double - Dough - Doughnut - Doughnuts - Down - Down Payment - Dr Jekyll - Dracula - Draw - Drawer - Dream - Dreaming - Dress - Drink - Drinkers.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'


Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!


What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"


Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!