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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Dracula
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
De-coffin-ated.
Down payment
I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
Dracula
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Dracula
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
A bite in shining armour.
Dr Jekyll
Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
In Hyde Park.
Dracula
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
He was out for the Count.
Dracula
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
A plasma.