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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Drinks - Drivers - Driving - Drowning - Drums - Drunks - Ducks - Dumb.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

Drunks

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?

Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.

Drinks

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.

Drums

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that now.

Drunks

'I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.'

Drunks

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

Driving

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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