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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Dracula
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
He was out for the Count.
Dracula
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Dr Jekyll
Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
In Hyde Park.
Draw
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Down payment
I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
Dracula
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
Dracula
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
A bloodhound.
Down
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
He felt pretty down.
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
De-coffin-ated.