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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dollars - Donkeys - Donuts - Door - Doorbell - Double - Dough - Doughnut - Doughnuts - Down - Down Payment - Dr Jekyll - Dracula - Draw - Drawer - Dream - Dreaming - Dress - Drink - Drinkers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

Double

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

Doorbell

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

Donkeys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

Door

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!