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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dollars - Donkeys - Donuts - Door - Doorbell - Double - Dough - Doughnut - Doughnuts - Down - Down Payment - Dr Jekyll - Dracula - Draw - Drawer - Dream - Dreaming - Dress - Drink - Drinkers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

Donkeys

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

Door

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.

Donkeys

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!

Double

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Door

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Donkeys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.