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Joke Topic - 'Drivers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drivers'.

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What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.


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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

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