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Joke Topic - 'Drivers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drivers'.


What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.

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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.


What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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