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Joke Topic - 'Drivers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drivers'.

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What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.


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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

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