Joke Topic - 'Drivers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drivers'.

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screwdriver.

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the shortcuts.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the Round Table?
A bite in shining armour.