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Joke Topic - 'Drowning' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drowning'.
Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
No.
Reply: Good!
1>No.
Reply: Good!
There was my uncle threshing around in the sea, drowning, and this woman went by. My uncle shouted to her. 'I can't swim, I can't swim.'
She said, 'So what? I can't play the violin, but I don't go shouting about it.'
3>She said, 'So what? I can't play the violin, but I don't go shouting about it.'
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