Joke Topic - 'Drinks' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Drinks'.

Hamish: 'Do you know the difference between you and a vending machine?'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time in years that the drinks had been on him.

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Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

A man's house is his hassle.

Henry: Darling. Will you marry me?
Jane: No. But I will always admire your good taste.

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.