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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Dieting - Differences - Difficult - Diners - Dinner - Dinosaurs - Disagree - Divorce - Dizzy - Doctors.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'

Differences

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down.

Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Dieting

Old dieters never die; they just waste away.

Differences

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Diners

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

Dieting

Each time I manage to lose weight, somehow, it will always find me again.

Dieting

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.

Dinner

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

Differences

Hamish: 'Do you know the difference between you and a vending machine?'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'
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