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Joke Topic - 'Dumb' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dumb'.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
1>Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
1>Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long she slept!
1>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snow
Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
1>Because they'll melt.
Count Dracula
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
1>A drain in the neck.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
1>A dead ringer.
Drunks
Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
1>Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry; the confetti was filthy.
1>Blondes
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
1>Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Cars
We were all in a car, and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
1>Cause it goes without saying...
Monsters
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
1>A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
Shopping
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
1>A slippery customer.