Joke Topic - 'Dumb'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dumb'.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

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