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Joke Topic - 'Driving'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.


A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.


What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.


He who laughs last is probably your boss.


What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.


What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

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