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Joke Topic - 'Driving'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.

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A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"
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I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.

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