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Joke Topic - 'Driving'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.


A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.


Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.


What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.


What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

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