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Joke Topic - 'Driving'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.

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A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"
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I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

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