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Joke Topic - 'Driving'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.


A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Arthur Minute.


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Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.


What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.


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Throw a party.


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A bulldozer.

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