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Joke Topic - 'Drums' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that now.
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
A zebra with a drum kit.
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Favorites
What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
Hair
Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Jobs
Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shellfish.
He said it was making him shellfish.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
It's bee-hind.
Prisoners
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.
A jailbird.
Lions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Husbands
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
He had her credit cards removed!
Computers
What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
A Screen Saver.
Sherlock Holmes
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.