Joke Topic - 'Drums'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that now.

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.

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Really! What was that?
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