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Joke Topic - 'Drums'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.

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The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Politicians

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

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