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Joke Topic - 'Drums'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.

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The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

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