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Joke Topic - 'Drums'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.

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The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

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