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Joke Topic - 'Drums'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.


The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.


How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.


If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.


My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

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