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Joke Topic - 'Drums'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.

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The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.

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