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Joke Topic - 'Deja Vu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deja Vu'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

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