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Joke Topic - 'Deja Vu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deja Vu'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.


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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

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