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Joke Topic - 'Deja Vu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deja Vu'.


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

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