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Joke Topic - 'Dentists'


Here are 19 jokes on the topic - 'Dentists'.

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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
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Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Wee Hughie was so much troubled with his tooth that he decided to have it extracted.
"How much will it cost ?" he asked.
"£50," replied the dentist.
"Isn't that a lot for only a few minutes work?" asked Wee Hughie.
"Well, I can pull it slowly if you like." said the dentist.
"Look," said Wee Hughie, "here's £5. Just loosen it a little."
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What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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