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Joke Topic - 'Dentists' - 24 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 24 jokes on the topic - 'Dentists'.

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail.

Did you hear about the movie, which features a dentist who travels backward and forward in time?
It's called 'Plaque to the Future.'

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

First Cannibal: 'Have you seen the dentist?'
Second Cannibal: 'Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.'

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

The judge asked the dentist: 'Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?'

Wee Hughie was so much troubled with his tooth that he decided to have it extracted.
'How much will it cost ?' he asked.
'£50,' replied the dentist.
'Isn't that a lot for only a few minutes work?' asked Wee Hughie.
'Well, I can pull it slowly if you like.' said the dentist.
'Look,' said Wee Hughie, 'here's £5. Just loosen it a little.'

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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