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Joke Topic - 'Dentists'

Here are 19 jokes on the topic - 'Dentists'.


Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

Wee Hughie was so much troubled with his tooth that he decided to have it extracted.
"How much will it cost ?" he asked.
"£50," replied the dentist.
"Isn't that a lot for only a few minutes work?" asked Wee Hughie.
"Well, I can pull it slowly if you like." said the dentist.
"Look," said Wee Hughie, "here's £5. Just loosen it a little."

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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