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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

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