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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.
A policeman pulled over an old man driving down the freeway and said, 'Sir, did you know your wife fell out of the car about half a mile back?'
The old man said, 'Thank god for that; for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!'
The old man said, 'Thank god for that; for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!'
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Teenagers
Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Witches
My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
Dancing
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
San Frandisco.
Parents
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day, he'll probably be a parent.
Dieting
George: Boy! My diet must be working.
Joe: Why do you say that?
George: I can finally see the numbers on the bathroom scale when I look down.
Joe: Why do you say that?
George: I can finally see the numbers on the bathroom scale when I look down.
Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
On their bunnymoon!
Cows
How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
With a cowculator.
Honesty
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Bees
What do you call it when a swarm of bees helps in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
A sting operation.