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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Car Driver

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.

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