Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Repeat Offenders
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Elephants
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
Husband
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
Everyone
What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
Camels
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.