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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Airplane

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says

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