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Joke Topic - 'Deaf' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.
A policeman pulled over an old man driving down the freeway and said, 'Sir, did you know your wife fell out of the car about half a mile back?'
The old man said, 'Thank god for that; for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!'
The old man said, 'Thank god for that; for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!'
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
Human
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Vampires
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
Jail
Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
She got a full sentence.
Dogs
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
101 Dull-matians.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Soap
Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.