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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
Billiards
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
Elementary
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
They called him an old boar.
Government
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
Apes
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
In an apricot.
Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Polish
David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
Billy: Polish them.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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