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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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