Joke Topic - 'Deaf'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

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