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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

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