Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Baseball
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Light Bulbs
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Doctors
What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
Pessimists
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Doctors
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?