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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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