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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

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