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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Light Bulbs
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
A: An air bag.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Moosouri.
Microscope
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
It wanted to get to the other slide.
Monsters
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Because of its bark.
Count Dracula
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
Car
My wife's other car is a broomstick
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