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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

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