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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.


Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.


What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

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