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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Travels

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

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