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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?


Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye who?
Fayeding away.


You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.


How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.


She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.


I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

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