Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - D / Joke Topic - Dangerous - 1
Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
An elephant with a machine gun.
What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Shark-infested custard.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rob
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
He wanted to steal the dough.
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
I believe I'll have another beer.
Pick Your Friends
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose.
Laugh
You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
Wife
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
A Good Idea
I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
It must be beginner's luck.
Game
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Hyde-and-seek.
This is page 1 of 1