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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Fleas

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

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