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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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Plumbers

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

Dogs

Every dog has its day; only a dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.

Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case, I'll just putter around the yard.
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