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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
2>An elephant with a machine gun.
What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
1>Shark-infested custard.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What do you call an eight-legged cat who enjoys swimming?
An octopuss.
1>An octopuss.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
1>He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Wives
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money, and I don't have any.
1>She worships money, and I don't have any.
Lawyers
Lawyers don'tgivebad advice - they charge for it.
1>Clocks
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
1>Look, Ma, no hands!
Blondes
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
1>Because they can spell it.
Trousers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
1>Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
1>He had too many split ends.
Cooks
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both of those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
1>Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.