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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.


Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.


Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.


George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?

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