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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.

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