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Joke Topic - 'Dating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dating'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

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