Joke Topic - 'Dating'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dating'.

'I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.'

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.