Joke Topic - 'Dating' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dating'.

'I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.'

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many doyouthink it takes?

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.

A born loser is somebody who calls the telephone number scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall—and his wife answers.

We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.