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Joke Topic - 'Dating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dating'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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