Joke Topic - 'Dating'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dating'.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

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