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Joke Topic - 'Dating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dating'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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Mother

I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

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