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Joke Topic - 'Dating'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dating'.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

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My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...


Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?

Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!


What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.


What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

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