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Joke Topic - 'Dating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dating'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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