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Joke Topic - 'Dads' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dads'.
The other day, my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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A mumble bee.
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Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.