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Joke Topic - 'Data'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Data'.


Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.


What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.


The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!


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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.


Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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