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Joke Topic - 'Data'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Data'.


Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.


Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.

The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.


My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.


To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

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