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Joke Topic - 'Dates' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dates'.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
You know you're having a bad day when your ex-wife is your blind date.

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