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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dalmatians'.

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What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


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Why do chickens like to chat so much?
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Tablecloths

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WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Marriage

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Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
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Poodle

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

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