Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians'

Only the mediocre are always at their best

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.