Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dalmatians'.

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

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