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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dalmatians'.

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What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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