Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dalmatians'.

Patient: Please help me, Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Why are Dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

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