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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.
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