Diner: "Waiter, excuse me, but do you have dandruff?" asked the woman when the waiter kept scratching his head.
Waiter: "No, ma'am, we only have what's on the menu."
Do you know if the abominable snowman suffers from dandruff?
He does. His fur is always covered with flakes.
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
He has so much dandruff a snow plow has to follow him around town to clear the roads.
He has so much dandruff they are going to hold the next Winter Olympics
at his house.
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
I wouldn't say his dandruff is bad, but the last time he brushed his
hair I thought we were having a blizzard.
Is that dandruff I see on your shoulders or sawdust leaking out of your ears?
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dan.
Dan who?
Dandruff!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Henny.
Henny who?
Henny body got a cure for dandruff?
Patient: Doctor, I've got terrible dandruff.
Doctor: It's best if you don't tell anyone about it!
Patient: What do you mean?
Doctor: Just keep it under your hat!