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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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