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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

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