Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
Deaf
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
A Horse
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Butcher
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Trousers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Perforation
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Perforation is a rip-off
Blondes
What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
Football Players
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
A Big Mouth
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.