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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.


Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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