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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


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Express

He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.

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