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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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