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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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