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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.


Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.


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What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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