Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

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Perforation is a rip-off

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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