Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

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