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Joke Topic - 'Dandruff'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Dandruff'.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Travels

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

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