Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.