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Joke Topic - 'Dancing'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

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