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Joke Topic - 'Dancing'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.


Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

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