Joke Topic - 'Dancing'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

He's a few yards short of the hole.

This is page 1 of 1