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Joke Topic - 'Dancing'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

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