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Joke Topic - 'Dancing'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


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Fail

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

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