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Miscellaneous Jokes
Indian Chief Shortcake died, so squaw bury Shortcake.
Miscellaneous Jokes
A prospector marched into an assayer's office and planted two huge gold nuggets on the counter. "Well, don't just stand there, assay something!"
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An Uncle died, left several hundred clocks to a niece, she's busy winding up the estate.
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Max told his friend he didn't want to go for a hike in the hills.
"I'm an anti-climb Max."
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Two boys went out duck hunting for the first time. They were out in the cold morning for hours, and though ducks were everywhere they hadn't been able to get even one. Finally, one boy says to the other, "Maybe we ought to give this up." The other replies, "Naw, let's give it a while longer."
"C'mon, let's face it, we just ain't duck hunters."
"Well, let's keep trying. Maybe we're just not throwing the dogs up high enough."
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Two atoms are sitting next to each other and one says, "I lost an electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah," the first replies. "I'm positive."
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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

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