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I'm so homesick.
But this is your home.
I know, and I'm sick of it.
But this is your home.
I know, and I'm sick of it.
According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten people are
A man was sitting on a bus chewing gum and staring vacantly into space. Suddenly, the old woman sitting opposite him said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man; I'm stone deaf.'
Good turns make me dizzy.
I used to work as a glass blower, but I had to give it up because it gave me a pane.
I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
Where would you go to see a man-eating fish?
A seafood restaurant.
A seafood restaurant.
What international award might you win if you reduce your weight by 40lbs?
The Nobelly Prize.
The Nobelly Prize.
Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English 's'.
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English 's'.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
Bolt upright.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
Because it was two-tired.
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Because they're both full of stuffing.