Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 18 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

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'Remember, it was a storm like this the night you declared your love
'Yes, it was a terrible night.'

'Are the girls in your town pretty?'
'Well, let me put it this way; we held a beauty contest and nobody won.'

'Are you an avid reader?'
'I don't know. I never read Avid.'

'Are you taking care of your cold?'
'I've had it for weeks and it seems as good as new.'

'Can you do anything that other people can't?'
'Sure, I can read my own handwriting.'

'Did you ever read a book by Shakespeare?'
'No, but I read a book by candlelight.'

'Did you say ice cream?'
'No. You hardly speak above a whisper.'

'Do you always snore?'
'No, only when I'm asleep.'

'Do you feel like a cup of coffee?'
'Of course not; do I look like one?'

'Do you have trouble making up your mind?'
'Yes and no!'

'Do you like meatballs?'
'I don't think I ever attended any.'

'Do you remember when you were born?'
'No, I was too young.'

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