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Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives.
That actor is so conceited that every time he hears a clap of thunder, he goes to the window and takes a bow.
The best way to recapture your youth is to take the car keys away from him.
The trouble with laryngitis is that you have to wait until you're cured before you can tell anybody about it. '
They now have a pill that's half aspirin and half glue. It's for people who get splitting headaches.
We are having the usual thing for our Thanksgiving dinner: relatives!
What a bartender! When I asked him for something tall, cold, and full of gin, he called his wife out!
Why was the Algebra book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
Your babysitter just called. She wants to know where you keep the fire extinguisher.
Who keeps the ocean nice and clean?
The mermaid.
The mermaid.
Which powerful reptile performs in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.
The Lizard of Oz.
There is a rumor going round that rumors are just rumors.