'Has anyone ever told you how wonderful you are?'
'No.'
'So where did you get that idea?'
'Where have you been all my life?' the elderly guy asked the young, attractive woman.
'Well, for the first forty years, I wasn't even born,' she replied.
Don't try to keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper!
He's worn that suit for so many years that it has gone out of style five times.
Hospitality. Making your guests feel at home even if you wish they were.
How is it that the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter is the father of the brightest grandchild in the whole world?
I had a terrible experience last week. I enrolled in a memory course and forgot why.
It's difficult to accept honest criticism, especially from friends, acquaintances, family members, or strangers.
Making plans for the future is difficult when you're too busy mending the mistakes you made the day before.
The best way to locate the slowest-moving line at a bank or supermarket is to get in it.
The health club wants me to use the back entrance because I'm in such bad shape.
The movie had a happy ending. Everyone was glad when it was over.