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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories without a category of their own. There are 180 jokes in this category.

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Miscellaneous Jokes
I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
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I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder.
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The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
"Where are we?" one martian asked.
"I think we're in a graveyard," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108."
"What's his name?"
"Miles from Omaha."

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