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Miscellaneous Jokes
When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
Miscellaneous Jokes
A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
"Where are we?" one martian asked.
"I think we're in a graveyard," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108."
"What's his name?"
"Miles from Omaha."
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David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
Miscellaneous Jokes
The new maid was the slowest thing on two feet. It took her at three times as long anyone else to do anything. One day, the boss of the house reached her boiling point. "You're worse than a snail," she screamed.
"Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?"
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, "Get tired."

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