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Miscellaneous Jokes
David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
Miscellaneous Jokes
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
Miscellaneous Jokes
My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
Miscellaneous Jokes
The new maid was the slowest thing on two feet. It took her at three times as long anyone else to do anything. One day, the boss of the house reached her boiling point. "You're worse than a snail," she screamed.
"Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?"
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, "Get tired."
Miscellaneous Jokes
A mother got a call from her daughter telling her that she had eloped with a French nobleman.
The shocked mother called her lawyer and asked, "What's a marquee?"
The lawyer replied, "a structure placed over the entrance to a hotel or theater."
"Good lord," sobbed the mother.
"My daughter has just gone and married one."
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

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