A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, 'Let's smash the can open with a rock.' The chemist says, 'Let's build a fire and heat the can first.' The economist says, 'Let's assume that we have a can-opener...'
My brother is so stupid he thinks that aroma is someone who travels a lot.
Join the Hernia Society. It needs your support.
I'm so broke I can't even afford to pay attention.
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged.
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Salvador Dali for Coca-Cola: It's a surreal thing.
Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!