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For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this regime! Three days a week works well.
Begin by standing outside behind the house with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can; if you can reach a full minute, relax. You may start feeling the exercise work with a little pain.
After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB. potato sacks. After you have mastered the 10lb sacks, move up to the 50-LB. potato sacks. You should start feeling stronger. Then move up to the 100 lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Next, start adding a couple of potatoes to each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it at this level.
Begin by standing outside behind the house with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can; if you can reach a full minute, relax. You may start feeling the exercise work with a little pain.
After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB. potato sacks. After you have mastered the 10lb sacks, move up to the 50-LB. potato sacks. You should start feeling stronger. Then move up to the 100 lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Next, start adding a couple of potatoes to each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it at this level.
A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, 'Let's smash the can open with a rock.' The chemist says, 'Let's build a fire and heat the can first.' The economist says, 'Let's assume that we have a can-opener...'
My brother is so stupid he thinks that aroma is someone who travels a lot.
Join the Hernia Society. It needs your support.
I'm so broke I can't even afford to pay attention.
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged.
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Salvador Dali for Coca-Cola: It's a surreal thing.