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The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: 'Williams, I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!'
Williams replied: 'Thank you very much, sir.'
Williams replied: 'Thank you very much, sir.'
Silence isn't always golden; sometimes, it's guilt!
Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.
As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
A mother got a call from her daughter telling her that she had eloped with a French nobleman.
The shocked mother called her lawyer and asked, 'What's a marquee?'
The lawyer replied, 'a structure placed over the entrance to a hotel or theater.'
'Good lord,' sobbed the mother.
'My daughter has just gone and married one.'
The shocked mother called her lawyer and asked, 'What's a marquee?'
The lawyer replied, 'a structure placed over the entrance to a hotel or theater.'
'Good lord,' sobbed the mother.
'My daughter has just gone and married one.'
The new maid was the slowest thing on two feet. It took her three times as long as anyone else to do anything. One day, the boss of the house reached her boiling point. 'You're worse than a snail,' she screamed.
'Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?'
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, 'Get tired.'
'Tell me, Mary, is there anything you can do quickly?'
Mary thought for a moment and then replied, 'Get tired.'
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
His own shadow.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
At the crystal ball!
My uncle is a man of letters. He works for the post office.
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
This means that now even down is up.
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.