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What's got ten legs, bulging eyes, and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
Which hand do you stir your coffee with?
Neither, I use a spoon.
Neither, I use a spoon.
Your mum is so poor she followed a bin van with a shopping trolley.
What do you use when a tree gets a puncture?
A lumberjack.
A lumberjack.
What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
It wasn't my fault.
It wasn't my fault.
What do convicts use to call each other?
cell phones.
cell phones.
Fred: Can you lend me a dollar, please?
Joe: I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.
Joe: I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
In the potting shed.
The future isn't what it used to be.
Why be difficult when, with a little bit more effort, you can be completely impossible?
This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
Or is it?
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.