Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 15

Once upon a time, a tomb was found in Egypt. First, a team of British archaeologists went in. They came out after a week and announced, 'This tomb is over 3000 years old. It is the tomb of a pharaoh, but we do not know which one.' Next, an American team went in for two weeks, and they reported much the same; they, too, could not determine which pharaoh it was. Finally, a Soviet team went in. After 20 minutes, they came out and announced, 'This is the tomb of Ramses XXI!' The others were astonished and asked the Soviets, 'How could you tell which pharaoh it was?' The Soviets answered, 'That was easy, he confessed.'

Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break, and Clark said, 'Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off the top of this building, after you get down so far, a draft of air will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?'
'Get outta here,' said Tom.
'No, I'm serious, watch me.'
Clark hopped off the building, and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third-floor window. He took the elevator back to the top, and Tom and a security guard who had arrived were standing there, Tom in awe.
'I can't believe it.' Said Tom.
'You should try it, Tom.'
So Tom hopped off and plunged straight to the ground.
'Superman, you're an idiot when you're drunk.' said the security guard.