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Miscellaneous Jokes
It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'
Miscellaneous Jokes
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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