'Where can happiness always be found?'
'In the dictionary.
'Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?'
'In the dictionary.'
'Which of your works of fiction do you consider the best?'
'My last income tax return.'
A dictionary The only place where success comes before work.
A gossip is a person who always talks about things that make her speechless.
A gossip is a person who can give you all the details without knowing any of the facts.
Advice to single girls: never look for a husband - look for a single man.
Before you decide to retire from work, take a week off and watch daytime television.
Every evening, I stay in the shower for five minutes, and once a week, I turn the water on.
Every time I go to a class reunion, I find my classmates are so stout and bald that they hardly recognize me.
He is crazy about electricity. Should we call him an electric fan?
He is not a liar; he just arranges the truth in his favor.