Change A Light Bulb
How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, but I can look it up for you.American Humor
What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!Restaurants Food
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip, and there it was. British Jokes
Taxpayers are a cross-section of the public.What Do You Call?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto. Why Did?
Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.Chickens
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.Animals
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.