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Don`t get even -- get odd!
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Ghosts
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.
Doctor
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
Pigs
What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
Blondes
Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?