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Funny One-Liners - Page 1

Here are some one-liners (jokes that only have one line). There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Funny One-Liners
Don`t get even -- get odd!
Funny One-Liners
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Funny One-Liners
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Funny One-Liners
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Funny One-Liners
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Funny One-Liners
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.


The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.


What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.


Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?