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Funny One-Liners - 50 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some one-liners for your amusement - jokes that consist of just one line. Short, witty statements have the power to brighten your day and bring a smile to your face. One-liners are concise and clever jokes that deliver a powerful impact in a single line. These are great for sharing with friends or using as a pick-me-up when you need a little humor in your day. There are 50 jokes in this category.
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If you could have it all, where would you put it?
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
A day without sunshine is like night.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Aside from being young and attractive, your best chance is to be elderly and wealthy.
Be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you.
Being poor is not a disgrace, but it is certainly inconvenient.
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I feel better after I wine a little.
I used to have a bit of an obsession with soap, but I've managed to kick the habit, and now I'm squeaky clean!
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user-friendly.