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Funny One-Liners - Page 1


Here are some one-liners (jokes that only have one line). There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Funny One-Liners
Don`t get even -- get odd!
Funny One-Liners
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Funny One-Liners
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Funny One-Liners
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Funny One-Liners
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Funny One-Liners
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.

Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....

Fleas

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.