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Don`t get even -- get odd!
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions.
King
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Stupid
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Dessert
What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
Cricket
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Obesity
New study of obesity looks for larger test group