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Funny One-Liners - Page 1
Here are some one-liners (jokes that only have one line). There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Don`t get even -- get odd!
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Ghosts
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.
Who's there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.
Doctor
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
Pigs
What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
A backward pig.
Blondes
Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Have you taken anything for it?