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Funny One-Liners - Page 1


Here are some one-liners (jokes that only have one line). There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Funny One-Liners
Don`t get even -- get odd!
Funny One-Liners
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Funny One-Liners
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Funny One-Liners
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Funny One-Liners
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Funny One-Liners
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions.

King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group