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Unless you assign it to a committee, no assignment is impossible.
Who takes the blame matters more than whether you win or lose.
You're only young once, but you can remain immature forever.
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
I could not disagree with you less.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Don't get even - get odd!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage.
Every time I get on a ferry, it makes me cross.