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He who constantly plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
He who laughs last usually has a tooth missing.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
I thought conversation was cheap before I saw our phone bill.
In two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
My hair is so wavy people get seasick looking at it.
She doesn't mind whose means she lives beyond.
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but so is the water bill.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The trouble with the future is that it keeps getting closer and closer.
There is only one trouble with lipstick: it doesn't.
We call our baby 'Coffee' because he keeps us awake all night.