If at first, you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.
If you think things improve with age, attend a class reunion.
If, at first, you do succeed, try not to show how surprised you are.
Live each day as if it were your last, and someday you'll be right.
Live each day as if it were your last, and you'll be right one day.
My insomnia's so bad I can't even sleep at work.
Never put off for tomorrow what you can put off for good.
Never wave to your friends at an auction.
The best cure for insomnia is to get lots of sleep
The future isn't what it used to be.
There is nothing so simple that it can't be made more complicated.
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder.