Why are pirates called pirates? They simply arrrrr.
What is the smelliest city in the United States?
Phew, York.
What kind of driver does not require a license?
A screwdriver.
When the clock was invented, how did they know what time to set it to?
Who drives all his customers away but is still able to make a living?
A taxi driver.
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they get it to stick to the frying pan?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?