Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screwdriver.
What type of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
Why do "slim chance" and "fat chance" imply the same thing?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?