Funny Questions - Page 4

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Why did they put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

If it really is a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?

Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?