What kinds of foods do humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Why is it called a TV 'set' when you only get one?
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
What is the use of practicing if no one is perfect and if practice makes perfect?
They say it pays to be ignorant. So how come I'm broke?